Drum and bass. He just cant cope.
He's had a years supply of Mentos in a bottle of coke.
He’s Hoovering on a hangover. Sharing fakon with Clarkson
He wants a hot tub filled with Castrol and a licence for a handgun
Crashing cymbals. Trump in a Mankini.
He’s tortured by a knife and fork scraping up the last pea
Waifs and strays. YOU SHALL NOT PASS
roadkill should have learnt to run fast.
Monster energy has got the better of cars
'Look at Thatcher’s losers getting on the bus'
The blue pills don't work they just don't f**in work'
He's had a vindaloo and he’s late for work
It's a video game in real life, he love the gas more than his wife.
He’s got selfies with tigers - he’s a bad boy for life
The speed limit is woke and the queue of traffic is full of snowflakes
global warming is a scam because some bald bloke on Joe
said he couldn’t get warm on a Summers day in benidorm
The blue pills don't work they just don't f**in work .
He's had a vindaloo and he needs to burp
And this is it the crescendo - a cyclist taking up the middle of his road,
close to going Grand Theft Auto he’s ready
He’s ready to mow.