There's a portrait the daily hate paint so well
Might as well be the Mona Lisa.
She's floating on her reeboks
Glued to her iPhone
Got the kids an xbox
Bloody sloth in her home
Slicked back hairstyle
Jet black lash curl
Mahoosive fan of Jeremy Kyle
Got a foodbank tin taj mahal
Got her benefits on time
but never paid her mobility scooter speeding fine
not done a days work in her bloody life
And it's all coming from your taxes!
I've yet to see her myself yet, but the daily hate is convinced she's alive and well.