She bought him the bar
The satin oak, that wouldn't let Friday or Saturday night soak ...in
She fixed chandeliers above every table
Bought him a wine cooler full of dom perignons
and uniformed the staff, so the cocktails made themselves
She bought him the finest canapés he couldn't pronounce
Put it all on her business account
She bought him Sinatra in surround sound
The best musicians from around the town
Brought in all walks of life, his future wife
and it all... went up his nose