Economic agents

Workers wear overtime on the catwalk 

It's vogue for the everyman 

I do solemnly declare I did not enjoy my day off

I started work in my sleep and finished in A&E

 Ah but...

'In my day we worked when we were dead.' 




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I paid by finance and felt as though I was cheating on my wife. 

Tell me why I'm headed to jail?


Because you still haven't paid the interest on Sunday's lunch.